A child, a child, hiding in the tree,
with her blue dress, red boots and pink tights.
Do you see what I see? A child, a child, contemplating which ornament she'll steal next,
maybe even the angel at the very top.
Or maybe she'll just do some super cool dance moves instead. You never know with that girl.
But seriously, who needs presents? She's entirely entertained with the *tree itself.
*Speaking of the tree, we're believers in having the kids decorate it themselves. That's why it's not beautiful, the ornaments are clumped together, and there are no glass balls any closer than 5 feet above ground.